PROVA provada - HOUSE

Aqui deixo alguns excertos dos diálogos do HOUSE.
Obviamente não metade da "graça" lido em vez de visto.
Mas mesmo assim para quem não conhece e tiver tempo, pode ficar com uma noção do que vi perdendo nestes últimos tempos.

John House: Last I checked, you still had two legs.
Dr. Gregory House: [holds up cane] Actually, three.
John House: You know what your problem is, Greg?
Dr. Gregory House: Shifting gears?
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Dan's Father: How can you just sit there?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, if I eat standing up I spill.

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Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen

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Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
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Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain
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Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
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Dr. Gregory House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Dr. Robert Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
Dr. Gregory House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British.
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Chris Dewey: [trying to tell an uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: And you're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. [she covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest. I'm competitive by nature.
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Dr. Cameron: Department of justice statistics show it's a racially motivated form of punishment. Black defendants are ten times more likely to get a death sentence than whites.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Doesn't mean we need to get rid of the death penalty. Just means we need to kill more white people
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Dr. Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?
Dr. Gregory House: Nonexistent... otherwise, excellent.
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Dr. Gregory House: Does your penis hurt?
John Funsten: What? No! Should it?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I thought I'd give you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyers will love it.
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Dr. Gregory House: [House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there nobody you admire?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, there was this girl in 'Nam who could blow out a candle without using her...
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Dr. Gregory House: Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.
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